navonod's definitions

rectal flight

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

by navonod April 12, 2009

slut scale

A rating system used to explain how slutty a girl is. Based on 1-10, 10 being the sluttiest.

Rhonda talks to lots of guys and dresses really skanky. She's got to be a 9 on the slut scale.

by navonod April 4, 2009

oxillimous

The ability to be excellent; of excellence; superb, awesome

Danielle and I ate the most oxillimous burritos in the quad today. It was an excellent lunch.

by navonod April 4, 2009