Definitions by navonod

rectal flight 

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

rectal flight by navonod April 12, 2009

slut scale 

A rating system used to explain how slutty a girl is. Based on 1-10, 10 being the sluttiest.

Rhonda talks to lots of guys and dresses really skanky. She's got to be a 9 on the slut scale.

slut scale by navonod April 4, 2009

oxillimous 

The ability to be excellent; of excellence; superb, awesome

Danielle and I ate the most oxillimous burritos in the quad today. It was an excellent lunch.

oxillimous by navonod April 4, 2009