Reavesexual

Someone who physically can't get an erection or ejaculate without thinking about Austin Reaves

Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of Austin Reaves above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remembered Austin Reaves changed his number to number 15 when it was supposed to be 12 and came everywhere... and thats when I realized I am Reavesexual

by AustinReaves April 30, 2023

Edison Reamer

Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman whose work formed the basis of modern direct current electric power (DC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.

by ChuckGoldmember November 1, 2008

Reamer

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.

Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it

by James February 3, 2004

realest killas

the real deal when it comes to killing

Scarface, GodFather ect...:realest killas/

ja rule and murder inc.: wankstas, and never killed a fly

by Mr.X March 1, 2005

Austin Reaves'd

To be intoxicated with large volumes of cheap American lagers or malt liquors in can or bottle form. Someone who is Austin Reaves'd may find themselves performing empty, spur of the moment acts of vandalism, theft, violence and late night binge eating and other forms of late night mischief. Other symptoms may include creating a so called "wizards staff" constructed by taping empty cans of beer on top of each other until it is quite apparent that he or she has consumed for alchohol than everyone else. While cans of beer are very common the most prominent drinking vessel is a bottle in the 40 ounce variety due to the fact that quality of beer is of no concern. They are typically the last ones to go to sleep during a social night of drinking and most likely reserve the nicest couch hours in advance to deter amateur drinking from claiming them.

"I was so Austin Reaves'd last night I stole Allisons rocking chair and burned it in a fire."

"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."

by Alex Flynn July 6, 2009

rectum reamer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - suggesting he likes to ream rectums (which he probably does)

John: Fucken rectum reamer loves that mangina, Ted
Ted: He sure does John, what a faggot

by Kallum October 23, 2007

ass reamer

getting your ass chewed out.

sarah knew she was getting an ass reaming before she even went to work.

by bast981 August 3, 2003