Realistically

A word Tucker invented

“Realistically you guys need to stop using my word”

by TomatoHeadMan November 26, 2018

realistify

To make realistic

I’ll realistify this cartoon

by JoshieHubStudios December 28, 2020

Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.

Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.

by Elmo24 October 20, 2012

Realist

Someone who knows that the SHTF is enevitable although it is unknown when this is going to take place. Realists can often be identified by their gear, it's usually simple yet effective. Examples of realist gear are MRE's, practical firearms, tents, lanterns, Etc.

Liberal Dumbass: Gee Mr. Realist why do you need guns? The government can take care of you. Plus guns are dangerous and only crazies have guns.

Rupert the Realist: Because it's impractical to keep a cop in my pocket and people like you drive me crazy. Now get off my porch before you learn the reality... OF CASTLE DOCTRINE!

by Rupert the Realist May 16, 2010

realisticdynamic

A criminality player and a cool 2nd lieutenant in a criminality gang called "Tojo Clan"

Bro I swear to god realisticdynamic is gonna rush us with a rpg
realiticdynamic raid when

by RVVZ May 16, 2021

realistic smurf cat

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020