A person who dosen't understand sarcasm in any way. They are always being realistic in such a way that it is annoying.
*people are looking at moss*
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Also see:
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Also see:
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
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Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.
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2. A highly oppressive and difficult "rule" that ALL artists must follow if they want to be considered an artist. This is just a style -- it is not the ultimate rule of art nor is it God. Lots of artists think this is the only way to learn or get better at drawing. However, it is not. There are other ways to learn and get better. A lot of artists often deny this, and see the absence of knowledge for realism as inexcuseable. They will also condemn you for it and note you as ignorant, immature, stupid, and/or an "anime kid".
2. A highly oppressive and difficult "rule" that ALL artists must follow if they want to be considered an artist. This is just a style -- it is not the ultimate rule of art nor is it God. Lots of artists think this is the only way to learn or get better at drawing. However, it is not. There are other ways to learn and get better. A lot of artists often deny this, and see the absence of knowledge for realism as inexcuseable. They will also condemn you for it and note you as ignorant, immature, stupid, and/or an "anime kid".
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