Realistico 

A person who dosen't understand sarcasm in any way. They are always being realistic in such a way that it is annoying.

*people are looking at moss*

Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!

Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.

Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!

Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.

Person 3: What's Sarcastic?

Also see:

Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm

Realistico by Lamaris The one and only April 15, 2010

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

stretchingly realistic by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.

The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

hyper-realistic by CanisMinor June 9, 2016

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

Realistic Smurf cat by Indoggob September 11, 2023

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes

1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?

realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

realistic pessimism 

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

realistic pessimism by cleverlady May 9, 2011

Realisticish

Its when something is Realistic...ish

the unicorn with a prosthetic horn is Realisticish

Realisticish by The Only Real Ninja Here December 28, 2010