live slug reaction

a scene in a stars wars movie where after two women kiss, it cut to a disgusted slug. tumblr then decided that slug was homophobic. it’s placed next to two queer people either canonically or headcanonically dating as a way of saying they’re dating.

tumblr post: *2 characters next to each other with the “live slug reaction” in the corner*
commenter: fuck outta here with ur stupid headcanons 🙄🙄

by thereallvrb0y March 6, 2022

solution reach

A special kind of reach around lubricated with any bodily fluid (the solution) including, but not limited to, spit, snot, or fecal matter.

Jason: "Where is Matt?"
Ben: "I don't know, probably giving his buddy a solution reach."

by JoseValentino December 2, 2016

reaching.

the slang “reaching” can be used in a couple of ways. you’re able to use it when someone’s over exaggerating something to make it seem worse than what it actually was, or taking something too far.

-example 1, over exaggerating-

person 1: *accidentally bumps into somebody*
person 2: hey !
person 1: oh, i’m sorry !
person 3: what happened?
person 2: they hit me on purpose, and they also insulted me for no reason ! *cries*
person 1: you reaching, fool...

-example 2, taking it too far-

*two students roasting each other for fun*
person 1: and that’s why you balding at the age of 16.
person 2: oh yeah? well that’s why your parents left you, and told you straight up, that you’re a waste of oxygen and space. it all makes sense why you’re so disrespectful towards everybody knowing that you got family issues, i mean... it’s not like you have a family.

everybody: *silence*
person 3: yo, you reaching...
person 1: *cries in orphan*

by monetizd February 21, 2021

Realtek

Fucking chinese brand that manufactures damn cheap Networking/Sound chips that never work right and just plain suck.

Also their website sucks so much that you've to go to a site called realtek.cz to download the fucking damn drivers fast.

The drivers suck too.

Buy any new PC/Laptop and you'll find a fucking awful Realtek sound card/lan card onboard. Injustice.

by damndefiner June 13, 2016

Reach

When someone over-exaggerates facts to validate their own opinion

Friend: "Raini Rodriguez single-handedly saved the music industry"
Me: "That's a reach" / "You're reaching"

by JohnnyMalooly May 6, 2019

Golden Reaction

n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.

When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.

Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.

This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.

The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.

Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"

Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"

Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "

by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009