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rastafarianism 

but controversial part of the movement's religious practice is the smoking of ganga, or marijuana, as a sacrament to achieve spiritual enlightenment. The physical appearance of Rastafarians is distinguished by uncombed, coiled hair known as dreadlocks, which symbolizes the mane of the Lion of Judah (one of Haile Selassie's titles), and the wearing of red, black, green, and gold. Most Rastafarians follow special diets and many are vegetarians.
rastafarianism by Craziness January 16, 2005
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Rastasafarian 

- A dedicated Safariist, focused exclusively on reggae, Jamaican and Rastafarian culture.

- The dreaded-out, trust fund douchebag at the drum circle, reaking of patchouli, good weed and zero employment.

- A rare Armenian surname.

- See also on safari, cultural safari, safariist, and cultural slumming.
After nursing his dreads, weed habit, and new-found love of rare reggae, Chase Richiebritches dropped out of Stanford to pursue his doomed career as a Rastasafarian full time.
Rastasafarian by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009

Rajtafarianism 

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away there lived a mighty warrior king by the name of Raj the Balsara. A hideously grotesque creature called Araslabjar began to terrorize the countryside of his kingdom and eat babies. Raj donned his armor and rode his valiant steed bravely into battle and quickly beheaded the gruesome beastie. But then, its blood, which was actually hydrochloric acid, fell on him and he died a slow, agonizing death. The gods were saddened by his death. Oh how saddened they were. Yes. So very saddened. Yes. They were so saddened, in fact, that they all began to cry. Their tears rained down from Olympus and revived him, making him a god. The other gods lost all their powers because they were pussies and cried.

Raj the Balsara is a sexy sex god. We Rajtafarians recognize this divine truth and live in peace and harmony, worshipping our mighty Messiah. He delivered us from Araslabjar and he continues to deliver us from anything worthwhile or productive. We love our savior. Move over, Jesus.
Raj the Balsara could ride me into battle any time.

Worshippers can find salvation and unity in Rajtafarianism, a religion devoted to Raj the Balsara, the forefront of which is maintained in a Xanga blogring. Visit www.xanga.com/iheartraj for details.
Rajtafarianism by iheartraj March 16, 2005

Rastafarians 

The adherents of rastafarianism. And the rastafarianism is a religious cult, originally of Jamaica, that regards Africa as the Promised Land, to which all true believers will someday return, and the late Haile Selassie I, former emperor of Ethiopia, as the messiah.
Example of rastafarians famous people are Marcus Mosiah Garvey and Bob Marley, the ragae singer.
Rastafarians by Khadija August 29, 2006

Bastafarian

Someone who supports the legal accomplishments of attorney Michael Avenatti in his quest to prove Trump’s corruption. Avenatti’s mantra is “basta,” which is Italian for enough, making his fans “bastafarians.”
The Bastafarians are encouraged by Michael Avenatti’s derailed and damning tweets.

Rastfarnian! 

Stoners.
Notice how instead or RASTAFARIAN, which truly is it's meaning, it is spelled wrong. Too Stoned to recognize that. But one things for sure, they can still read and comprehend that!
bob marley and niyorah were Rastfarnian!

Wastafarian 

Someone who relies on the system of Wasta to get things done; using contacts/influence to bypass the proles. Used in the Middle East.
Shuu man, you don't have the grades, how are you going to get the job at E&Y?

Khalas man, don't worry, I'm a Wastafarian. I spoke to my uncle and he'll set it up.
Wastafarian by hitsamty March 22, 2009