rapture

The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.

Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Rapture-Ready

When churchgoers stop being pew-warmers and start winning souls for Jesus—when every born-again Christian (living and dead) will be snatched away to heaven on Christ’s Second Coming, leaving lukewarm believers behind.

Because not every believer or churchgoer is saved, Christians need to be rapture-ready to avoid being under the rule of the evil dictator, who will force everybody on earth to be marked with the number of the Beast.

by MathPlus October 28, 2018

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

Rapture traffic

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

by seakayak September 9, 2012

Rapture'd

When you excrete waste into your nickers and then begin urinating at a rate which causes the log to float up to your waistband (Much like the raptured souls during the second coming of Christ).

"That movie was so scary that I just Rapture'd"

by Brungle Turdenloggen November 2, 2022

rapture

When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.

I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.

by Philip Gregory December 1, 2022