Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

Rapturing

When you nail your partner to a cross at a higher level than which you stand upon. Then, ejaculate upward into the air, onto them.

Sarah waiting patiently for Allen to finish rapturing her.

by Laya-Franca Daniels September 28, 2025

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapturian

(noun) 1. The socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore typically marked by the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology or imagery and the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity. 2. A practitioner of Rapturian principles and practices

Most Rapturians, like Senators Tom Coburn and Sam Brownback, invoke the name of their deity during their arguments designed to deny the American people access to healthcare.

by rladlof December 18, 2009

rapturegold

Rapturegold.com Rapture Gold is clothing store developed from a Christian board game, The Rapture Game Invented and trademark by an African Amercian women from south central Los Angeles CA. Rapture Gold is a reminder of the second coming of Jesus Christ 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50-54. The Gold represent the street of Gold that we will be walking on Revelation 21:21

rapturegold, You will be rapture up and walk on street of Gold.

by rapturegold April 19, 2017

Rapturian

(adjective) 1. Of, related to or pertaining to socio-political movement based upon a broken or incomplete understanding of the death cult portion of the mythology embodied in Christian lore. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to the public display of overtly fascist, hate-mongering cloaked in pseudo-Christian terminology of imagery 3. Of, related to or pertaining to the display of behaviors or communication of concepts diametrically opposed the central tenants of Christian beliefs but concealed in preposterously pious core Christianity.

The Rapturian Right desires the conflagration of endless war to cleanse the world of unbelievers.

by rladlof December 18, 2009