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Randall'd

The act of getting completely smashed or high and proceeding to be completely obnoxious. Signs of someone being randall'd are screaming out embarrassing facts about yourself in bars, being loud in quiet places, and thinking girls are intrested in you when they are obviously not. Typically during this state, the way to hit on girls is to initially call them a cunt and hope they are desperate with daddy issues. Consequences of being Randall'd include friends avoiding you, decrease in sex life while increase libido, and everyone thinking you're a sloppy douchebag.

Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.
1. I can't believe you threw up on that dog last night, you were totally randall'd.

2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.

3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?
by JacknBud June 5, 2011
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Randall

the sexiest guy in school that every girl will want to bang and even gay guys!!!!
girl 1 dude did you see that Randall today?
girl 2 ya i totaly want to bang him
gay guy oh ya me 2!!!
by loverperson June 23, 2010
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Randall Boggs

by matthewzoll March 14, 2019
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mrs Randall

A bitch. She likes to call on students who clearly don't know the answer, and is huge on favoritism. She dressed as a snail, and likes to drag kids into her craft box and have a "tough conversation" with them. She also get a raging fire inside when kids talk about English outside of class.
wow mrs Randall gave me an f. She is such an ass
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Joe Randall

A Cute boy from michigan. The best boyfriend ever. any girl is lucky to have him. i heard a girl named Christine is the lucky woman in his life. Hes a sweet hearttt and is as cute as could be!
Do you got yourself a joe randall?

no...

too bad.
by blazinn hott October 27, 2008
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randallize

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.
That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.
by Randy May 13, 2005
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randall guide to slaying

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"
by 4044life2 February 2, 2014
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