randomspurt

a randomspurt is a spurt of randomness that make no sense whatsoever. it is a sentence with no meaning at all, just there for the sake of being random.

man 1: dude so i was riding my submarine to work the other day and the sun totally blew up and pissed elmer fudd off so he broke my space ship so i couldnt go out to eat at radio shack the next day.

man 2: what the fuck are you talking about?

man 1: sorry dude, randomspurt.

by bmxasshole November 5, 2010

Randoms

Going out and hooking up with people that you don't know.

Harry disappeared last night and ended up with some randoms back at their place.

by Psedojas September 4, 2016

RANDOMS

People you don't know that you perform sexual acts on

Mary always is seen with Randoms.

by mommybear5 October 5, 2017

Randoms

Strangers, people you associate with, just a friend, someone that’s not ya family.

Ya Homie: Ay bro come hang with me and my friends

You: nah bruh i ain’t hanging around them randoms

by Yung$lumped November 5, 2017

Randoms

Someone who no one really knows, (just seen before and sometimes remembered) but still getting known more frequently over appearing to the same people everyday. (If there are multiple like that there called RANDOMS if there’s one there called a random)

John: “hey Sam, Will, Reed who are you guys again?”
Sam: “I’ve seen you before, you don’t remember me?
Will: “yea you don’t remember me?”
Reed: “yea me to?”
John: “I don’t know you guys, you guys are Randoms , I don’t know I’ll probably start remembering you guys more.”
Sam: “Yea I guess”
Will: “ok”
Reed: “yea I understand”

by Ian Shandals July 6, 2018

Randoms

Randoms are the annoying people that you get matchmade in the game Brawl Stars. They usually do not play as a team and get killed a lot by other oponnents. Mostly they are the main cause to loose a match in the game.

Person: Oh fuck, the el primo threw the gems into the enemy team!
Person B: That's how it is when you play with randoms.

by RandomsAreBad January 16, 2021

Randoms

Slang term for miscellaneous unrecognized acquaintances, especially in a party setting.

Yo, I can’t believe she got all those randoms to film a group TikTok dance with her

Hey, why are there so many randoms here?

by Smartkid123456789 January 23, 2022