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the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.
after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut
by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007
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Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.
The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.
by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017
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Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.
Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."
by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011
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raccoon

girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon!
girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!
by YoursTruly5683 January 25, 2011
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Raccooning

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.
When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.
by Heycat81 October 1, 2011
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raccoon

The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.
Damn! That girl's got two black eyes... She must have gotten a mean raccoon last night!
by Benjamind February 27, 2008
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Raccooned

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a December 18, 2012
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