Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020

rip one off

to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..

present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"

by gilly walker January 27, 2007

off rip

to start with, from the get-go

Before I even think about going to law school, I gotta pay 100 bucks off rip just to APPLY!?

If you go to the emergency room, they are charging you five hundy off rip just to take a look at your ass.

by -chico dusty August 17, 2017

off rip

from the beginning, beforehand, from the start, an understanding of a prerequisite agreement

let them know what you need off rip before you start so everyone's on the same page.

by soon than later January 4, 2023

off rip

a. crazy; in a zealous sense.

b. "to start" with, on, or off something / someone.

c. explicate concern.

a. "yo, that fight was off rip!"

b. "if i was ever 'bout to scrap, i'd know this person got my back off rip."

b. "off rip, you really erkin me right now, tho."

by ima90sbb February 2, 2009

Rip face off

To Make out, to kiss passionately. A form of foreplay.

Girl: I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna rip face off of him!

by Lovely butts October 26, 2014

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007