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Riding the white pony

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.
by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010
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riding rifle

Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.

Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.
Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..
by Romaster (R.K.) February 14, 2010
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riding the crimson wave

when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.
girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?
by ema7 February 19, 2006
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Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.
The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity
by Darkside of K May 9, 2016
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Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.
I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017
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Riding the Horse Backwards

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."
by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010
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riding a face

when a male is eating you out and you rock back and forth on his face. its similar to riding a males dick but you're sitting on his face.
hey jacob, soon, i'll be riding a face while getting a pussy eaten.
by charlotte wette June 9, 2016
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