The Rhino

The Rhino is a rhino with a homosexual-Jamaican accent, and dwells in hell. He sneaks up on his prey, and rapes him/her for eternity.

I felt a cool breath on the back of my neck, I knew it was too late for me. Regardless, I slowly turned around, and there he was...The Rhino.

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

rhino

the most retarded person in the world, he also makes a TERRIBLE boyfriend,

he thinks hes the toughest guy ever, yet no one likes him.
NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU RHINO.

james is such a fucking rhino !

by taradactyl2 June 24, 2010

Rhino

When you have freakishly large muscles and you are dumb as fuck. Usually called retard strength. On occasion rhinos will usually fake heart attacks during football practices. Also you can never understand this so called rhino. So don't try to make small talk with it. It might have a very freakishly wierd chode as well.

I stuck that rhino in the arm with a pin.

by Mr. Afrojackson February 20, 2009

Rhino

To rhino someone is when you sneak up behind someone, grab their shoulders, and shove your knee as hard as you can up their ass. You can also get a running start.

Sometimes you can Rhino on any part of their thigh.

"I just ran up and RHINOED Cole into his locker"

by Tim McNulty March 8, 2008

Rhino

A record label that specializes in reissuing previously released recordings.

Rhino Records has put out compilations of music ranging from comedy artists to the Doors.

by Bradley Olson November 2, 2004

Rhino

A fat horny grey wrinkly motherfucker who wants nothing but his fucking 10-inch cock and a nice bitch to slam to make rhino babies like a motherfucking cunt faggot horny ass grey nigger fat ass bitch nigger with wrinkles.

For some reason i have a kink for "rhinos"

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

Rhino

To be a moron. To be devoid of intelligence. To think urbandictionary.com is a good source to look up the word ricer with.

My god what a Rhino.

by -Nw-Woogie November 28, 2003