qweef

A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people

"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"

by Gabe "drukqs" October 19, 2005

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Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

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A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.

"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?

"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"

by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016

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Qweeeb

Qweeeb refers to the last bit of magically dust expelled from a unicorn's anus upon its death.

1. The highly sought after qweeeb is an ingredient in many top class spells.

by Darkhigh July 8, 2017

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qwee-quacks

qwee-quacks is what happens when a penis offsets the air inside a vagina during sex resulting in a half queef half duck quack sound expelled by the vagina.

Mary was so tight that when i entered her she had qwee-quacks.

by Lebrazic.psairo August 16, 2017

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