Quid Pro Quip

Derived from the Latin phrase “Quid Pro Quo” (this for that), Quid Pro Quip is a style of conversation in which persons exchange witticisms or gibes.

Mom: “Get out of bed, John! We’re going to church.”
John: “Fuck no, I’m hungover.”
Mom: “Don’t you want to be a good Christian?”

John: “Shit mom…Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Mom: “I will fucking end you if we have to go quid pro quip on a Sunday morning…”

by grow6629 February 20, 2011

quipped

Packed or crowded place. So crowded that you can't find a place to sit down.

Guy 1: *looks around a crowded library*
Guy 2: Dang, this place is quipped!
Guy 3: Let's keep looking for another table.

by NewYorkerSlang March 12, 2019

Quip

Quip - an adjective to describe a feeling of slight boredom, it is an equivalent to replying “meh” when asked how you are doing.

“How are You feeling bro?”
“To be honest just kinda quip. Nothing to do.”

by mortalitas.wren July 6, 2023

Derpy quip

Your commentary on this is full of them.

A fucking retard "Ask stupid questions get stupid answers."

Hym "You're a fucking retard."

A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"

Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."

A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"

Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Quip whip

When you get called out by a coworker for not updating your tasks in Quip.

I got quip whipped in our team meeting for not updating my tasks in Quip.

by GoAndy March 24, 2021

quip

n. acronym for quite unique intelligent person. a person who is very bright or smart.

Krysta: hey david what did you get on the test?
david: I got an A
Krysta: wow youre such a quip.

by Davidlessthan3 August 6, 2016