quiandvine

a girl that is fine in all aspects

"My girl is quiandvine. All you others be jealous."

by Divine. January 5, 2010

Quimacker

Quimacker (n.): A female version of a macker who seduces a male with a verbal arsenal. The male will most likely be gullible in believing the female wants to be in a relationship. This woman is not in anyway interested in a relationship but in the gratification of a one night stand or other needs (such as to make someone jealous).

"Dude this chick at the bar is totally into me! I think I want her to meet my parents!"

"Watch out man. Thats a quimacker. Her ex is sitting in the booth over there."

by glassfungus January 28, 2010

Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023

Quim Reaper

Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.

Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet. He scythes through pussy like the Quim Reaper.

by Richard Ellis May 13, 2006

quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

quim splash

when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'

That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.

by Quim man December 13, 2006

Quimage

A lady or group of ladies

Refering to the victorian word often used a to describe female genitalia.

Steady: I say shorty, there is some marvelous quimage on offer this evening.

Shorty: I agree steady, look at the tits on that one!

by Jonny Von Clunge September 18, 2009