Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.

As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.

by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004

Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021

Queefing Beauty

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".

Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!

by Fire Arr0w22 April 2, 2007

nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation

man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight

by trollzor48 September 26, 2017

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.

Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.

I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.

by JJBeck February 7, 2010