Quebec Efficiency 

Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently.

Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies."
Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!"

Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever."
Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"

Quebec Efficiency by xiainx May 1, 2010

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler 

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022

quebec pizza

poptarts with ketchup

*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.

quebec pizza by stephenhxc September 29, 2008

Quebec Condom

When a french canadian wear's only a stocking watch cap to make love.

Jacque took a lady home last night. Wonder if he wore protection or only a Quebec condom.

When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.

Quebec Condom by Starvinmarvin42 November 16, 2020

Québec City 

1. The capital of Québec province, in Canada. Most of the government institutions are located in this city. The city is located on the north shore of the St-Lawrence, at about 250 km north-east of Montreal. The Mayor is Regis Labeaume.

2. Physically the most beautiful City of the wide country, in which the Old Québec is litterally a small Europe. However, that's also a city in which citizens are weird. Half of them is on the Upper Town or the upper class suburbs and are a little bit snob. And the other half, who lives in the Lower Town and the lower class suburbs are narrowminded morons brainwashed by the Right-Wing media establishment of the City with unconsiderate hate for every smart and well informed scholar and for differences.

1. L'Assemblée nationale, where MP behave like kindergarden kids, is located in Québec City.

2. a) Some people in Sillery and Lac-Beauport are snobby.
b)" When my baccalauréat will be done, I'll move out to the Bas-St-Laurent, I'm too proud to be treated like shit by trisomics brain washed by Fillion, Arthur and their friends.

Québec City by theerudite89 December 11, 2009

Quebec Pizza

A Quebec Pizza is a toaster pastry, poptart, with ketchup on top.

Who ordered the Quebec Pizza, eh?

Quebec Pizza by VinceBen August 12, 2008

Quebec Steamer 

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

Quebec Steamer by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022