“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
Get the Quarter life crisis mug.The time when you reach your 20s and you realize that you have no money, no job, no properties, no credit (not enough) and no significant others.
Mom: What are you so depressed about? You are young and the future is out there!
Son: You don't understand. I'm in a quarter-life crisis.
Son: You don't understand. I'm in a quarter-life crisis.
by quarterlife crisis June 12, 2011
Get the Quarter-life crisis mug.Similar to the mid-life crisis, but happens around the early twenties. This particularly affects college students who just got a whole heaping helping of reality thrust upon them. Signs of a quarter life crisis may include: Constant tears, staring into an abyss of emptiness trying to figure out your life, incessant muttering, an unwilling impulse to curl up in the fetal position, and that crazy pot head in high school just became a parent and you can't stop thinking you will be next.
1. --What's the matter with Shannon?
--Her parents are making her pay for college.
--OOoooohhhh. That's why she's in the fetal position muttering money.
2. --Where's Jeremy?
--His girlfriend got pregnant so he's taking care of her.
--Jeremy?!? The guy who did twenty shots before the final?
--Yeah. Makes you wish you were back in middle school.
--Come off your Quarter-life crisis. middle school sucked.
--Her parents are making her pay for college.
--OOoooohhhh. That's why she's in the fetal position muttering money.
2. --Where's Jeremy?
--His girlfriend got pregnant so he's taking care of her.
--Jeremy?!? The guy who did twenty shots before the final?
--Yeah. Makes you wish you were back in middle school.
--Come off your Quarter-life crisis. middle school sucked.
by Coffee Addict September 6, 2013
Get the Quarter-Life Crisis mug.The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.
“My ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.”
“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”
“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”
by Dunkin_Johnson December 19, 2021
Get the Three Quarter Life Crisis mug.The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.
Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"
by BigKJS November 24, 2016
Get the three-quarter life crisis mug.As a middle schooler trying to choose which High School Musical movie is the best, I'm going through a quarter-quarter life crisis.
by hamiltonwa May 26, 2016
Get the Quarter-quarter life crisis mug.A period in one's life, normally during their mid-20s (24-26), that they feel the need to impulsively make decisions, and need something to blame it on.
by James McCabe July 15, 2006
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