Quarantan

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.

- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quaranchine

When you be hiding from COVID-19 but you gotta hit 'em wit a chia.

Noah: Dang it sucks we're still in quarantine
Sammy: Yeah but at least we can still hit 'em wit a chia
Noah: Oh, so I guess we're in quaranchine!

by weiny0402 March 27, 2020

Quaranmean

The state of being crabby AF because of being cooped up in your house all day, day after day, with no end in sight due to the Coronavirus.

"You best get off that sidewalk when you see me coming and take that nasty dog with you, do not get within 6 feet of me Karen because I am quaranmean."

by Karen Quaranmean March 31, 2020

Quarancardio

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.

My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteenth

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020

Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023