quarantine

The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."

by The_not_famous_Clinton April 18, 2020

Quarantine Grooming

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)

"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"

by Unzipped Intentions May 12, 2020

Quarantine and Chill

In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...

Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x

by GreenBee14 March 14, 2020

Quarantine-Couture

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

quarantine bae

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened

Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp June 7, 2012

Quarantine Fifteen

Weight gain acquired during COVID-19 Quarantine Period; fueled by boredom and nervous eating .

I lost my Freshman Fifteen in time for Spring Break but it's coming back as the Quarantine Fifteen.

by OffLeash2017 March 22, 2020