Quarantennials

The generation coming into their 20s in the coronaviral age. Leaving college with a stay-at-home diploma, the prospects for career and family will be different from those faced by any generation in memory.

"As one of the Quarantennials, my education promises almost nothing. There will be no work for me, or anyone, in my chosen field, no promise of income, no practical dreams of home and family. It's true for almost everyone I know."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2020

Quarenteaching

Education’s answer to the Coronavirus

While quarenteaching, I created a Loom and participated in a Zoom all from the comfort of my room.

by Corona Negative March 18, 2020

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

Quaranteenager

Descriptive Noun: A teenager exhibiting signs of stress due to extended isolation due to a quarantine.

After 10 days of 'shelter-in-place' and social distancing, my daughter's cumulative angst has turned her into a very grumpy quaranteenager.

by JoeRock March 29, 2020

quarantedium

Boredom brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

The initial excitement & novelty of self-isolation eventually led into soul-crushing quarantedium.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

quaraneturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex after being quarantined during a global pandemic, liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020