When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
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Damn it Jorge ur a mess, you smacked that bitch, felt her tits and pissed ur pants ur are a silly quan and your still drinkin.
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This typically happens when a person sees someone else with something they dont have like an expensive car, jewelry, beautiful woman, or other material things and becomes jealous.
Derived from the name of the rapper (Rich Homie Quan) who popularized the phrase "feel some type of way" with his song "Type of Way" which is about all the things he has that make others "feel some type of way" such as cars, jewelry, women, etc.
This typically happens when a person sees someone else with something they dont have like an expensive car, jewelry, beautiful woman, or other material things and becomes jealous.
Derived from the name of the rapper (Rich Homie Quan) who popularized the phrase "feel some type of way" with his song "Type of Way" which is about all the things he has that make others "feel some type of way" such as cars, jewelry, women, etc.
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Person 2: Dude you just got Quand!
Person 2: Dude you just got Quand!
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Ever since 9/11 the band South Paw have catered to an un-American, terrorist sympathising, communist tinged fan base, through lyrics that are definitely rooted in Quandar.
Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.
Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.
Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.
Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.
by Sir Wack-Alot December 30, 2005
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