quack

A doctor of questionable ablitiy and reputation.

Even tho Erin's dad claims to be a doctor, I say he's a quack! He didn't even graduate high school!

by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

quacked in

a state of readiness for those who are looking to get the most out of their drinking experience

I'm fuckin quacked in and ready to go baby!

by hixvac November 30, 2011

The Quacks

When someone has an extreme urge to watch one of the Mighty Ducks movies, very common in drunk/high teenagers.

Guy 1: "Nate, you want to watch the Mighty Ducks?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I have a serious case of the Quacks."
Guy 1: "Yeah knucklepuck that shit man, straight Bombay style."

by The Mighy Duck December 19, 2009

quack

What ducks should be saying, instead of "Got any grapes?"

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) til the very next day...

quack

by theducksong1234 August 25, 2011

quack

The sound a duck makes

"Quack"

by Lindsay February 25, 2003

quack quack

Chicken heads who speak ebonics and dont know that chickens go Cluck not quack.

Bob: "Susie, you're SUCH a chickenhead."
Susan: "Fine, then I'll BE a chickenhead. Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Bob: "...That's a duck, Susie."

by imyourpusher April 13, 2006

quack

A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.

Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003