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QMTO

Acronym for "queefing my tits off," used by the finest caliber of society in two main, everyday situations:

(1). To express how truly unexciting something lame is by mockingly comparing it to feminine excitement. In other words, used similarly to how "gay" was used - before everyone realized how homophobia is a LOT less funny than sexist slurs.

(2). To describe one's self as having displayed behaviors similar to a woman (referred to as "being an inconsiderate bitch" by academia). Used in a context of self-reflection - usually to describe a regretful time one was acting in such a way, or to explain why one will not take a certain action in the present (to avoid acting in such a way).

The following incorporates both of these definitions, respectively:
Humanitarian douche: Did you hear about the new environmentally friendly vegan burgers at Shartzesia's?

Academia: Oh yea, QMTO(1) in excitement here

Passerby: I'm so glad Academia uses that term instead of resorting to homophobia.

Academia: I know, I feel so terrible- really used to QMTO(2)

Jon Lajoie: Women QTTO and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with 'em.
by ssnoil November 16, 2011
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QM8

QM8 stands for "Que Mas till infinity" and is a graffiti crew that was started off by NJ graffiti artists PKay and Snow in the mid 1990s. It's sister crew was/is AM7 (Angels of Madness) from California.
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Qmudar

The act of pushing Queen Anne into the mud. An act of treason, in direct violation of the Act of Queen Anne.
Tom: Oh my god, Will's just committed Qmudar again!
Doug: He never learns, does he?
Will: It's not even a word!
by DogB July 10, 2010
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qmud

The word 'bump' written as if reflected in a mirror. Used as a faux-novel way of saying 'bump' in 4chan threads.
Need more hot smurf pr0n! bump | qmud
by Stevarian July 1, 2008
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Qmvr

the action of making a snarled face with wide eyes, looking at a slightly downward direction, and thrusting head
Katy Perry cheerleading at the Tenn Choice Awards 2010 "She looked at the audience with a qmvr face."
by TheRandomFladoodles June 30, 2011
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The ultimate boredom when all else fails and you searched up everything else.
“I’m so bored
Did you try looking up qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokkpjahsgdffdgshajpkolizuxyctvrbenwmq”
by Jeff bob9999 February 12, 2019
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qmalzpxoskwnebjdicvufhrbtgy

When you're so bored that you type each column of the keyboard, ranging from top to bottom to bottom to top and from left to right to left to right.
All hail the legend of the qmalzpxoskwnebjdicvufhrbtgy.
by Dstry4llhumans November 28, 2019
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