punt

to ditch a class

I was feeling tired, so I decided to punt Biology.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

punt

Punt: To nail someone in the ass.
Or to fuck someone with your cock in their butthole.

Stop punting my butt with your 9incher Jeff! Ew it stings

by Will Rogers May 13, 2005

Punt

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

punt

1. Another word for a gunt.
2. Gunt - Bulging area found on large women between the waist and the genital area.

"Damn, did you see Lindsay's punt? She got FAT. Shouldn't be staying at home with her cat so much. That bitch is so fat she's got stretch marks on her clothes!"

by Emily Clark December 28, 2005

Punt

When a girl gives you an obvious hint that she would like to have sex, makeout, give her cell number, etc.. You have a chance to score but you fuck up and accidently 'punt' your chance away.

Orlando: She told me she hasn't had sex in a long time, so i texted her 'I'm sorry to hear that'.

Ricky: You should play for the Oakland Raiders you just punted your chance.

by rickya209 May 16, 2014

punt

to ditch or blow off.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe my best friend punted me!

by Kat October 22, 2004

punt

Pundit, as in a Brain. Very knowledgable.

That guy's an UNIX punt!

by ubiquitous punt September 15, 2003