Kuta Punch

The trademarked punch that drives all the girlies crazy.

Gimme some of that Kuta Punch or I am going to die

by txst mu sig February 18, 2013

Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

Riot Punch

A fruit flavored drink such as koolaid mixed with large quantities of grain alcohol in order to make a inconspicuous intoxicating beverage that can be consumed at a public event which might lead to drunken fighting or rioting.

It wouldn't be a Phillies game without some riot punch.

by cd134 October 23, 2009

puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.

Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019