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Pumarejo

Royal family name from spain, generally meaning strength, intelligence, wisdom, passion, compassion, poise, elegance, loyalty, brilliance, romanticism, and group unity.
Robert Pumarejo of Puerto Rican origin living in New York founded an organization built on strength, unity, wisdom, and overall compassion for the homeless, as well as hungry.
by prowess April 27, 2015
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pumbling

The process of beating the shit out of some.
Ex: group scrap or fight
Six men delivered a pumbling to a rival gang member.
by Mi Nino May 13, 2016
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Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.
Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy
by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020
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pubapause

When a woman has zits and hot flashes at the same time, usually occurring in ones 40's.
Puberty menopause zits hot flashespubapause
by BelovedOathOfGod December 22, 2014
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Penis Pumbleing

The consistant thrusting and pummeling of the vagina vivaciously during an act of sex. When a person, usually a female, gets a "penis pumbleing" the person usually can not walk correctly for a week or two. If they can walk straight, then you either:
A. Suck at having sex
B. Have a small penis
C. Both
Rondel:"Damn! Look at how Mary is walking! Her legs are all spaced out and shit... it's like she has a huge stick in her ass or something. Hey James, where did you say you were last night?"

James:"I was at Mary's house. Why? Oh, I see. Yeah man... check it, I gave Mary such a penis pumbleing in her cock canyon that she'll never forget... trust me. She was screamin like if I had just stuck a Rhino in her through her ass."
by James izzle April 23, 2005
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Big Puma

nickname for Houston Astros baseball player/all-star Lance Berkman. bestowed upon him (tongue in cheek, yet good naturedly) by local radio station due to his "cat-like" movements around the base paths.
after falling, trying to take two bases on a single..."that's Big Puma folks, showing his stuff."
by wt johnson August 18, 2006
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puma crawl

The Puma Crawl is a sexual move reserved for only the most skilled and experienced sexual deviants. At its core, the puma crawl is a rollicking throat-fucking, but to comprehend the true essence of the puma, please consider the following scenario:

After a long night of heavy drinking, you reemerge from blackout to find that the tasty strump you were rapping to at the bar is now lying prostrate below you. As you assume the missionary position and prepare to displeasure her for 2-3 minutes before you fall asleep, you realize your semi-chubber isn’t quite perky enough to lay pipe. Rather than fumbling around until you successfully bury your half erect tube-snake in her vergina, you propel yourself on all fours towards her face and dump your whisky-dick dangler into her gaping mouth and fuck amply. Congratulations my friend, you have just successfully completed the puma crawl.

While the above tale was carried out with all the expertise, savagery, and insatiable sexual will of an experienced puma crawler, please do not underestimate the difficulty of this move. Legend has it that Vatsyayana (author of the Karma Sutra) pulled a hamstring his first time attempting the puma. The key to the puma is timing. If, amidst the whirlwind of your blackout, you are too slow, you risk rejection by your female counterpart. Experience has taught us that no unsuspecting harlot wants to look up and find a hairy sack of meat and potatoes rumbling towards her face eager to fuck. The goal of all aspiring puma crawlers should be to time your approach so that just as your partner realizes what is happening and begins to scream “Noooo!” in protest, it is too late, you are upon her, and her mouth is now conveniently open for a throat mashing.

While style certainly varies based on personal preference, puma crawlers have found that a low and stalking approach works best. It is from this form that “The Puma” derives its name. Similarly, animalistic grunts pair nicely with this technique. Again, the Puma Crawl is a very difficult sexual move. The surgeon general recently issued a warning that before attempting the puma crawl, extensive stretching should be undertaken. Suggested warm-up exercises included, but were not limited to: Irish car bombs, tequila shots, grain alcohol shooters, and double digit beer bongs.
Lisa: Ouuuch! What was that?
Brett (in a satisfied tone): "The Puma Crawl"
Lisa: Fuck that hurts! You got some in my eye!
Brett: (no response) (snoring)
by B.C.S. March 31, 2007
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