Pufferfish

When small skinny guys get intimidated and scared talking to bigger guys are try to stick their flat chests out to look bigger. Like a pufferfish.

'Sean is talking to Mike' ' is he doing the pufferfish?' ' yep'

by Real Samsons Lifters May 24, 2018

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Peter Puffer

Term used for those who suck dicks, in particular gay men. Commonly mistaken as a term for those who smoke drugs.

Gunny: Are you a Peter Puffer?
PVT: SIR NO SIR!
Gunny: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by Markovzki August 24, 2010

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Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

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bump puffies

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

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The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

by Takoz July 3, 2019

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