toilet pudding 

Egregious diarrhea.

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.

toilet pudding by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

puddypie 

an affectionate name for the female pleasure gap

my dear i love your puddypie

puddypie by pussy bee November 1, 2019

Paddish

Swedish slang for iPad.
Typically used by people who think they are better than everyone else

"Give me the paddish"
"You mean iPad?"
"Uhm, of course"

Paddish by xX_GHOSTW0LF_Xx October 18, 2016

Yorkshire pudding

Yorkshire Pudding, also known as batter pudding, is a dish that originated in Yorkshire, England. It is made from batter and usually served with roast meat and gravy. Moreover, this meal is served traditionally on special occasions such as Christmas served with standing rib roast.

Are you eating your standing rib roast with yorkshire pudding Carrol?
Why yes, Melanie

Yorkshire pudding by david faustino November 22, 2012

Pudding Stain 

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

Pudding Stain by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Chocolate Pudding Factory 

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.

"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"

Chocolate Pudding Factory by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017