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baby psychosis

The following symptoms, when found in a baby: hallucinations, delusions, thought disorder, or lack of insight; similar in nature to mental confusion and delirium.
Children experiencing "baby psychosis" may experience hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.
by Birdstheword December 23, 2008
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technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
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S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis)

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.
"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"
by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003
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woke psychosis

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.
My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC
by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019
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psychobitch

A.K.A Ex-Girlfriend, wench, the slut, that whore.

Psychobitches are born and bred in all places of the world. Usually psychobitches from birth, they will destroy your life, tell you what to do - winge and nag when it isn't needed.

All psychobitches should be put down at birth to prevent spreading of their disease.
"I hate that bitch, she fucked me over... damn hormones turned a great girl into a PSYCHOBITCH"
by the_dawk_father July 22, 2006
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psychophinc

an insult for someone who is a psycho on crack cocaine. a rare but fun insult to use because people don’t know what the heck you’re saying so they get confused. to use when your friend or enemy is acting like they are on drugs even when they’re not.
Adolf Hitler is a psychophinc.
by sadesmads June 15, 2018
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Maccas Psychosis

A delusional state of mind where one is often disconnected from reality, facing the extremities of the McDonalds Empire.
Ronald: For one to reach spiritual, eternal awakening, one must delve deep into their Maccas Psychosis.
by Fungus Royale May 13, 2020
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