phonkster

If a member of the music collective "room809" has considered a phonk track by you to be amazing, you are officially a "phonkster".

1: "Bro, I just showed room809 my new phonk track. They said it is fire!"
2: "No way?! That means you are officially a phonkster!"

by 6pxths April 30, 2021

its a prank

If you ever fuck up or say something racist, just use this phrase "its a prank". Then everybody is cool with you.

White Kid: "Ayo, nigga"
Black Guy: "What you say to me, nigguh? (Starts pushing the white kid)
White Kid: "Its a prank! Its a prank!
Black Guy: "Ahh, you're just fucking with me, I got you.
White Kid: "Yeah, I was only fucking with you, pff"

by TheFatCunt March 1, 2016

Wank Prank

While someone is sleeping you sneak into their room and put their hand on the dick like they've been wanking. Works best if someone is sleeping with them so they'll see.

Wife: "WHAT why is your hand on your dick have you been WANKING!"
Husband: "No i don't wank! *breaks down*"
Prankster: "YOU JUST GOT WANK PRANKED!!"

by True Story LOL May 26, 2015

Kissing prank

Where a bunch of uncharismatic fucktards stage 'practical jokes' in which they walk up to and kiss 'random' girls. Realistically, the girl(s) are set up or paid beforehand and then re-used in different footage wearing different hair dye to make it look like there's more girls in the video than there actually are. Despite the videos taking zero talent and effort to make, the creators swell with views and subscribers anyway, making thousands of youtube moneyz and fame>not fame.

"Hey, man! You seen that new kissing prank that was uploaded to youtube?"

"Yes. It makes me want an alien invasion to wipe out our existence."

"Come on, bro! It's funny!"

"It's not."

by Dat1guy69 January 25, 2016

Prank him, john

Someone you want to get pranked by.

The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.

Person A: "Prank him, John!"
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*

by leonsimpkennedy December 11, 2021

Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose

A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!

Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!

Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!

by ThePinkriPonkriPeople October 13, 2020

Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011