Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.

McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.

by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008

Promethazine

Prescription antihistamine used to treat nausea, dizziness, and other allergic reactions.

Last week when I had the flu, the doctor prescribed me promethazine for my dizziness and nausea.

by PharmSalesGirl February 6, 2013

proned

The act of laying flat on the ground with a weapon in an online game. It usually involves a player laying on the ground with a weapon that doesn't require skill or with a weapon that isn't made to be proned with.

That demon lala is proned in the corner, camping again!

by FCan January 11, 2009

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

Dundalk promdate

Having sex with your sister. A Dundalk prom date can be distinguished from garden variety incest by the fact that you have to pay your sister in order for her to have sex with you. Also worth noting is that no one will ever mistakenly believe that you actually had a regular, normal prom date because no one in Dundalk completes the last two years of high school. Hence no one in Dundalk has ever been to a prom.

I had a Dundalk promdate this morning before I went to the methadone clinic.

I still owe her $10 for the Dundalk promdate.

by Cecilius Calvert January 2, 2012

Google proved

When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory

I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat poke

actually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry

by Kelso-kmart May 14, 2016