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protaxtination

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.
by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010
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progastinate

The act of putting off getting gas for your vehicle or waiting for the price of gas to go down only to find out when you do go to get gas the price has risen.
I should of got gas this morning before I went to work.I progastinated and the price jumped .50 cents after work.
by Freonman November 13, 2011
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proactivestination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination
by xsci September 12, 2011
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Nuclear Proaction

1) An extreme “over pre-action” to an event occurring in the future.
2) Extraordinarily proactive measures taken in spite of detailed processes already in place to address the situation in question.

Communications are typically verbose, meticulously detailed, and far exceed the authority of the originator. Commonly encountered via email, examples often contain combinations of “wall o’ words”, check-lists, outlines, attachments, or screen shots and are often sent to multiple recipients using separate email chains in a shotgun effect. Whether intended or not, nuclear proactions are demeaning to their recipients because they are generally unnecessary and infer ineptitude on the part of the recipient.
Proactor discovers a problem impacting a tiny percentage of the company’s customer base. Following procedures, he notifies his direct supervisor in a 500-word paragraph explaining the problem. Without delay, Proactor proceeds to forward the communication (crafted for his supervisor) to co-workers including a comprehensive check list they must follow in order to identify examples of the issue for collection.

A separate communication goes to all Field, Network, and Database engineering teams. This note has a subject “FYI” with text in the body of “Please Assist” and 14 screen shots detailing the sole example collected (the 15th screen shot was left off to prevent the message from being too large for the company’s servers to process). Attached to this Engineering communication are the two prior emails Proactor sent. This final concoction gets forwarded to a manager with the company VP blind carbon copied.

Satisfied with his Nuclear Proaction, Proactor puts up his out of office message and leaves for the day.
by Im_Mature March 23, 2011
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Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009
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prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.
'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'
by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014
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Proactive

The things you do that you don't have to do that make all the difference when it's to late to do anything about it!
Bobby is so proactive
by zowie123 February 4, 2010
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