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promosexual

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.
Britney Spears is such a promosexual.
by Niels Buus November 14, 2004
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Cock promote

The opposite of cock blocking. The act of talking your buddy up.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were hella cock blocking last night! I was gonna get with her!"
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."
by kjack360 February 6, 2014
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prognosticate

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.
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progonmar

The best family oyy will ever k ow you will wish you were in it!!
Progonmar is the family of like and hates all mashed together
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promotwt

a twitter tag people use to promote their accounts and find mutuals.

mostly full of enstars project sekai bandori genshin impact carbon copies of each other.
an example promotwt tweet may look like:

“#promotwt HIIIHIII i’m looking for more hypmic & enstars mutuals but i welcome anyone who also likes bandori zls or anything else in my interests 🫶 PLZ READ CARRD B4 U FOLLOW LOL”
by poopshartdickballs September 21, 2022
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Zellers Promotion

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.
I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".
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promotions

What results when pornography is posted somewhere, often a message board, that is purportedly worksafe (e.g., The New York Times homepage).

Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.
Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.
Poster Two: I just got promoted!

Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS
by T_Andrews October 28, 2007
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