Procrasteating

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

by luckybon October 25, 2012

procrasterbang

v. One step up from procrasterbating, procrasterbanging is sex for the purpose of putting off work that needs to be done.

"Hey man, I had this paper due today but my girlfriend came over last night." "Yeah, gotta procrasterbang sometimes."

by green potato September 2, 2012

procrastercizing

You could finish your paper, or you could go on a run instead. It's not wasting time if you're working out, right?

I spent the last hour procrastercizing. Now I have to procrastershower and the procrastereat. THEN I'll get back to my homework...as soon as I'm done procrasturbating.

by Hulie May 7, 2013

procrastermemeing

Procrastinating by looking at memes.

I didn't finish my essay until one in the morning. I spent the whole afternoon procrastermemeing.

by John Patrickson December 5, 2016

Brocreate

After a man and his bro’ take their bromance to the next level they brocreate - literally or metaphorically. Often times this leads to bromantic-complications when one bro’ meant it casually and the other was in it emotionally.

"Dude, Alex! Mario Lopez and I finally brocreated after a I popped a broner watching him move my fridge. It was so bromantic!"

by M.A.C.E. & Associates February 27, 2009

Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

procrasterbate

v. to masturbate instead of tending to one's responsibilities, where the obvious and more productive and/or beneficial choice, such as finishing one's work or getting much needed rest, is put off for the duration of the "me time" session, and often ignored altogether.

see also procrasterbation, procrasterbator, procrasterbatory

frank: sorry i'm too tired to drive, man. i'm exhausted.
dave: really? didnt you go to your room to pass out at real early last night?
frank: yeah, but i didn't end up going to sleep until about 3 or so.
dave: why?
frank: i dont know, man. i watched "wild things" and it was stupid of me, but i started to procrasterbate for however long it takes form the opening credits to the end of that threesome scene.

or

jenny: what time will you be ready to go to the store to get ingredients for chili night?
kara: probably about five o'clock or so, but call me.
jenny: i swear, if you procrasterbate and aren't ready until a quarter past, you're done for.

by steve m g December 26, 2007