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procrasturbate 

to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.
I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.

My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!
procrasturbate by theking07 January 21, 2010
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Procrasturbate 

The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
Procrasturbate by bawzzy October 17, 2013

procrasturbate 

To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
procrasturbate by Heinous April 28, 2006

Procrasturbate 

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.
Procrasturbate by TMV February 24, 2006

Procrasturbate  

The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"

"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."

procrasturbate 

To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.
1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?

Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.

2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!

John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
procrasturbate by dunebug October 15, 2010

procrasturbate 

To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.
Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?
procrasturbate by 646465 May 28, 2008