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ProFap

ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!
“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”
by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022
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Flamingo Prolapse

A variant of anal prolapse that only occurs with massive suction. This type of prolapse is quite different from your average prolapse. It peaks out of the anal cavity in a way like the Flamingos head sticks out of its own body.
The students in my class were astonished to see that Mr. Smith had severe Flamingo Prolapse.
by aGrot November 22, 2013
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Anal prolapse

"I think I pushed too hard mark"
"Your arse hole is inside out mate , you got an anal prolapse , home slice
by RamonaBoner September 19, 2020
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Proception

1. A process by which ones experiences and encounters with the environment and behaviors, change their ideas and thoughts.

2. A process of developing new ideas through intentional interaction with the physical world and human behaviors.

3. A combination or the words process and conception.
The basis for the new product was a proception that was heavily influenced by wasteful consumption.
by CSMILE November 27, 2012
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procatination

The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.
Her procatination with her favorite cat caused her to be late.
by nikolai2000 January 16, 2014
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Procassionate

Procrastinating over something important, but doing something you love.
Why's Larry watching porn? He's got an exam tomorrow.
He's being procassionate.
WTF?
You know he cares about the well being of porn stars.
by FallenV May 24, 2018
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Prolapsed Cunt

Worst word possible to describe human who has done you wrong. Applies to all genders.
"Get outta my air you prolapsed cunt."
by LOVEPEACEHAIRGREASE December 20, 2020
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