It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

printing

1. a word used to describe something that you are making a hard copy of usually of a computer either a desktop computer or laptop
2. an outline usually used to describe the outline of an object such as a gun or penis or boner

1 my essay is printing
2 ew james is printing

yeah you can totally see the outline of his boner

by fdksjajfkl July 20, 2010

printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.

Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

binge pringling

The act of eating a whole can of pringles within a half hour while crunching obnoxiously into the phone or trying to talk to friends, and in the act of this communication, more pringles exit your mouth then entered said orfice.

So this chick was seriously binge pringling while i was talking to her.

by Zach Huskinson May 12, 2008

Finger Pinging

The finger you use to ping with. Also known as the act of pinging something.

Yo Joosh, I was finger pinging so hard I sprained my finger pinger.

by Overseer Naga Hita April 8, 2022

2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

by 2dprinting May 12, 2013

Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.

Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"

by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011