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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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Presidential Shoe

A shoe with the potential of being thrown at a politician as part of protest against what he/she stands for...
A protester has thrown a Presidential Shoe at Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University and called the Chinese prime minister a "dictator". A few weeks earlier, President Bush went through a similar experience in Iraq...
by BennyTee2 February 4, 2009
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presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.
It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.
by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017
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President Zuckerberg

The horrifyingly plausible alter ego of Mark Zuckerberg.
President Zuckerberg will take the sinking United States government out of the red by carefully choosing Chinese nationals to comprise his entire cabinet and that’s when we’ll finally become profitable as a nation!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
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Pirate President

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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fake ass president

A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.
You can bet that I won’t be voting for this fake ass president in 2020.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.
“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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