pretesbian

A girl who has sex or relationships with lesbians but is really straight.

Mary was dating Julie for a while, but I heard she just married a dude. I knew she was a pretesbian.

by heanan November 25, 2007

pretendinitis

The pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. Facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as "Oh really?", "Uh-huh", and "That's crazy."

Pretty long, I started to get pretendinitis

by sugartees August 3, 2010

I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”

*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something

by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020

Pretenditarian

A person (usually on an Internet forum) who claims to be a Libertarian, but is actually just another Republican jackoff.

Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.

See Fibertarian

Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"

Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"

by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007

Pretendica

Good mid-grade cannabis. Not too many seeds and a good enough high, so it's worth the price.

Hey man, give me some of that pretendica.

by pretendica September 16, 2007

pretenzbian

An attractive young female who pretends to be a lesbian to break into porn, to get famous or to become a "model".

You know Muffy really hates going down on other women but she has to play the pretenzbian game until she makes it as a model.

by Archanimal May 2, 2011

Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.

"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."

by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012