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French Pressing

(from the Kevin Pereiran word Frenchpressin')

French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.

2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.

3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
by DoctorChops February 8, 2010
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Prestiged pricks

People on call of duty black ops who stay on level 50 and destroy everyone
Crap, the entire other team is prestiged pricks!
by Strazar March 1, 2011
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Priesting

Demeaning someone playing a first shooter video game by implying they must be running around healing peoples souls (the act of priesting), instead of killing them like the game intended.
Yo Brooks nice 2-8 kill to death ratio bro, you out priesting again man?
by pattydangles May 25, 2011
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prestige

When you end your relationship with your current girlfriend to go after another girl who gives you the thrill of the chase. In reference to call of duty: you have the "trophy", but being at such a high level, you want more and you end up prestiging and starting at level 1 again.
"Yo man what happened to _____?"
"Who? ooooooo that jawn"
"I got really bored with it, so i decided what the hell it's time for me to Prestige."
by illypack April 12, 2010
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Prestige

When you reach level 55 (at life) you got to the main menu, press on the barracks button, a new screen will pop up. There will be a group of buttons, you press the one on the bottom that reads "PRESTIGE". You will get another screen which gives you only 2 options, "OK" or "CANCEL", also on this page is a paragraph leading you away from pressing the "OK" button, if you do perhaps press "OK" you will get another screen, this screen gives you the same 2 options, it also leads you away from pressing "OK" again, this time scaring you with sentences like "You cannot go back!" If you still decide to proceed, and press "OK", you will then hear a gun shot. You think nothing has happened. You return to the menu and see that something isn't the same as it was before. Your level 55 is now 1!!!! You are horrified at first thinking you have wasted days of playing time (remembering this is still life we are talking about) for absolutely nothing. You want to kill yourself. But wait, you realize something else has changed, you have a snazzy new symbol beside your name. Your prestige has increased! Now everyone will be jealous and worship you forever.
Dude 1:Dude I just got my prestige up!

Dude 2:Why? Is there any point at all in doing that?

Dude 2:That's what you WOULD say, people like you getting so jealous of me!
by Maddy Pee March 9, 2009
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prestige worldwide idea

When you have an idea that is so amazing and ingenious that it feels like a lightning bolt just hit the tip of your penis.
Guy1: Dude, I just had a prestige worldwide idea! We should totally...

Guy2: OMG, yes!

Guy1: My penis is tingling.
by NightHawk Dragon XXX December 26, 2011
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Prestige

A Call Of Duty Gamer, having reached level 55 or 65, decides to trade in their self respect for a picture of a dog, or little ruby or something.
Dude 1: "Hey, can't wait to get my prestige badge"

Dude 2: "Why ?"

Dude 1: "Cos it means I'm awesome"

Dude 2: "But you're a cunt, and shit at playing COD4"

Dude 1: "Oh Yeah"
by DaMaxta March 1, 2009
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