The Two Cakes Proposition

The idea that all scenarios in which there are two pieces of media with one that seems, "Inferior," can be solved by viewing both pieces of media as cakes. When there are two cakes, most would be inclined to eat both instead of just one, thus, they would consume both pieces of media.

Guy 1: Why would I play Hytale with you? Minecraft is way better!

Guy 2: Why not? Just think about the Two Cakes Proposition.

by JKCwillwreckyou February 12, 2026

Premonition Ejaculation

A wet dream/vision that foreshadows events in the future

I had a wet dream (premonition ejaculation) about Princeton winning today

by leshismore March 16, 2023

popposition

Major head-shaking regarding either soft drinks or small-but-noisy bursts of sound.

Many youngsters get da biggest kick outta firecrackers and bubble-wrap, but their jangled-nerved and tender-eared parents often put up considerable popposition to said alarming audibles and startling staccatos.

by QuacksO April 16, 2024

Door Repositioner

1. A dipshit bitch.
2. Someone who repositions doors and is a loser whore face.

Be quite, door repositioner! I'm sick of your gay ass face.

by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019