Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'

A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.

by StarryMayhem May 26, 2018

Preming

To ejaculate through a straw placed in the eye of the penis

I just caught my brother "preming" and I will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022

Preming

To ejaculate through a small straw place inside the eye of a penis.

I caught my younger brother "preming" and will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022

premingeristic

The discrimination against Premingers in any shape or form such as Preminger in Barbie Princess And The Pauper.

Wafa's being very Premingeristic right now she needs to stop or I'll call her out on it

by OmgThisIsOnlyToShowNadia January 4, 2024

Premingeristic

It's when u discriminate against a Preminger in any shape or form. Being Premingeristic should be a crime. Originates from Preminger from Barbie Princess and the Pauper..

I can't believe Wafa's Premingeristic it's not right and shouldn't be a part of our society 😋

by OmgThisIsOnlyToShowNadia January 4, 2024

Pressing Paralysis

The phenomenon occurs when multiple defenders are in position to challenge an attacking player, but due to hesitation, miscommunication, or uncertainty about responsibility, none of them step up to engage. As a result, the attacker faces less resistance than expected, often gaining space or time to advance. This defensive lapse is driven by a diffusion of responsibility, where each defender assumes another will take action, leading to collective inaction.

It was pressing paralysis at its finest, three defenders doing the ‘after you, sir’ routine while the striker waltzed through like he owned the place.

by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025