Premium Bondage 

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

Premium Bondage by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

premium white 

Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.

"God damn! i'd wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her up with premium white"

premium white by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Premium Wifi 

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

Premium Wifi by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Premium Unleaded 

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex

-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.

Premium Unleaded by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004

premium vegas hotel

The act of going to a 4 or 5 star hotel, getting wasted, high, and having a massive orgy that's very destructive and riddled with prostitutes. The aftermath of the night will leave the once nice hotel with nearly everything broken, holes in the wall, at least one dead body, piss, shit, vomit, and cum on every piece of furniture as well as the ceiling and walls.

When Juan decided to drink tequila and snort cocaine, he woke up to a premium vegas hotel, making him panic and drive back to Mexico before someone found out what he did the night before.

premium vegas hotel by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015

Premium Fuckboy 

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

Premium Fuckboy by datagirl July 6, 2016

Premium Vanilla 

A gal who is probably posh, defiently well dressed/of wealth, shops at Jo Malone, The White Company/Harvey Nix is together all the time, calm and conserved, basically has her shit together always and is goals AF probably lives in a house decorated in 50 shades of grey. An upper class basic these gals could be found roaming the streets of Chelsea. They always shop on lunch breaks

I love Sarah, she’s amazing she’s a premium vanilla gal

Premium Vanilla by Sophieschoice__ June 12, 2018