Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

prediculous

This word is a combo, if something is prediculous it is both predictable and ridiculous.

Cassie: Dude your so prediculous!
Karl: What do you mean???
Cassie: You always drink orange juice before you brush your teeth!
Karl: Ya well your prediculous because you always tell me that drinking orange juice before i brush my teeth is prediculous... (it continues)...

by irishdude November 30, 2006

Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"

by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010

Preaking

Pre freaking. When you freak out about something before it happens; or freaking out about how you're going to freak out.

Person 1: I'm totally gonna freak out camping by myself!

Person 2: Dude, quit preaking!

by Storme the Cat May 14, 2016

Prediculous

It's When one doe's the same thing so often without change that they've become so Predictable that it's... Ridiculous!

A Person that often Wants to Go Out with Friends and Always Backs Out 9 outta 10 Times(they keep asking this person to do something but it never fails) backing out so much and has so many excuses that we some time Predict them before said person backs out that it's Ridiculous...
But it can be used in other instances like, wearing the same jeans, eating the same thing at a restaurant, ect... ie Prediculous.

by thaBBC February 15, 2010