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Precrastination

The rare act of getting something done before tomorrow. The complete opposite of procrastination.
Zach: Oh, man. I hate English 2015. Don't you have to write your paper, too?

Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.

Zach: *breaks down and cries*

Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.
by Nubzilla3 December 6, 2009
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procrastinator

A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina
Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up

Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
by TheHaak June 16, 2011
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procrastinature

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.
It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.
by magnet928 February 26, 2011
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Procraftinator

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.
"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"
by Procraftinator December 7, 2014
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procrastinator

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
i'm such a fuckin procrastinator! i got 3 papers due in two hours! SHIT!
by risingshadow April 12, 2009
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Precrastinate

Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.
by Grinner July 27, 2008
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Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.
That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow
by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011
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