by Balaenoptera_musculus November 28, 2023
Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 02, 2011
Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
by Precision Land Leveling Sucks! August 08, 2021
Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.
Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.
Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
by Tonytoys July 27, 2016